Science dating jokes
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She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.
Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.
" The doctor says, "I’m sorry, we didn’t realize the pill was that strong!
The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages." "Nah," she says, "that's okay. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!
We're never going back to that restaurant anyway." Bob was in trouble. " The next morning he got up early and left for work.
We know neuroscientists are a fun group, so it didn’t surprise us that there are so many great jokes out there. Take some notes and be prepared to share with your colleagues! If you don’t see it below, we encourage you to include it in a comment!
Neuroscience The scientific study of the nervous system is entering a new golden age.
As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. " In a condescending manner, she says, "Which Barbie?