Dating a cambodian girl
It would probably be difficult for a young Cambodian woman to get a driver’s license in the USA right away.The written driving tests require English proficiency, and Americans tend to frown on people who drive on the wrong side of the road for 100 meters before making a left turn. Do you remember the phase you went through between the ages of 13-17 when you were embarrassed to be seen in public with your parents?Romantic love as a concept is not very well developed in a country where the vast majority of marriages are arranged.Cambodia, overall, is probably the most sexually conservative society in the Mekong Delta region.They are fun and playful and they always act excited to see you. But after age 30, these cute young Cambodian women quickly turn into cackling, wrinkled, pajama-wearing, betel-chewing Medusas. When I’m 70 years old, do I really want to be stuck with a fiftysomething year old Cambodian hag, while all my elderly friends at R & R bar are boasting about shagging twenty year old hostesses? I can stand them just long enough to do my Bill Cosby-type routine where I interview them and ask them dumb questions. Cambodian women dream of proudly holding up that half-white baby in front of their mesmerized friends, like that scene in the beginning of “Raiders of the Lost Ark” when Belloq thrusts the golden idol over the heads of the bowing Hovito warriors. My insecurities would probably just get worse as I get older and closer to death, with the awareness that my younger wife might only be sticking around for her pending windfall inheritance.You see very few well-preserved middle aged Cambodian women. Of course, today’s generation of middle-aged Cambodian women lived through the Khmer Rouge period, where they were forced into hard labor in the blistering sun and presumably did not have regular access to Oil of Olay. Cambodian women live for that half-white baby worshipping moment. You need documentary proof that you’re single, proof that you make 00 per month, proof that you’re not a criminal, proof that you don’t have AIDS. I think the wife needs to get some kind of “family book,” and has to have papers stamped in her village. At the very least, I would probably end up as a bitter, half-senile 80 year-old man who loudly whispers to all the visitors to our house, “You know, she only married me for money. My wife, having never seen me work, wouldn’t respect me and would think I was making up stuff about once having a respectable job.Assuming that my wife is not working, we would spend a lot of time sitting in our Cambodian home staring at each other. I would quickly start fabricating excuses to leave the house for no reason.
People wouldn’t know she was a green card-seeking golddigger until she opened her mouth. So their owners get sick of them and abandon them at the dog pound. When they are in their late teens and early twenties, they are exceptionally cute. I don’t like being around kids for more than ten minutes. One of the main reasons why Cambodian women marry white men is so that they can have a half-white baby. Every time she asked for a bit more money for her family, I would wonder whether that was the main reason why she married me in the first place.She might then accuse me of having an affair, and I would have to say “No honey, I don’t have a girlfriend, I was just wandering the sweltering, filthy streets of Phnom Penh to get away from you for a few hours.” Not good.Bringing my Cambodian wife to America would be an even worse idea.My friends are mostly older, married professionals with wives in their mid-40’s.Their wives are not going to want to befriend my 22 year old, smoking hot Cambodian wife.
If an exceptionally pale-skinned guy like me denied my young Cambodian bride her trophy brat, it would be disastrous to the relationship. Marrying a Cambodian woman apparently involves a lot of paperwork. I’ve heard that dowries may have to negotiated and bribes may have to be paid.